Matchmaking

Former beauty queen turned Wayne Osmond groupie turned sex enslaver of Mormon missionary turned fugitive turned fake deaf mute mime turned stalker turned invalid improvised Iditarod driver turned pit bull cloner Joyce Bernann McKinney

and

German exchange student turned green card groom turned con man turned possible murderer turned bond trader turned art collector turned filmmaker turned loving dad turned kidnapper turned concerned boat owner Clark Rockefeller a/k/a Christopher Chichester a/k/a Chip Smith a/k/a

would be a hell of a couple, I think. Just saying.